MIRKA
should make a proposal to the top fifty players to submit 25% of their annual
incomes to her BOYPRIEND, who will then, in return, not play at any tournament
for the next two years! He would, in that case, still remain Number One because
nobody would overtake him anyway, and some of them would have a decent opportunity
to win something and improve their portfolios.
Players
ranked prom 50 - 200 should pay a fixed fee to Federer's family anytime they watch
one of his matches.
I
suspect ATP might issue a ruling that Federer must play with only half tension
on his racket; that his left shoe must have glass on it's sole, and also that
he is not allowed to serve! Also, his opponents should be allowed to use outside
lines reserved for doubles game while he must perform on a normal singles court.
A
Fan
TENNIS
JOKES
Q:
What is the definition of endless love?
A.
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis
The
Tennis Player's Prayer
Please
don't let me be so nervous When I toss the ball for service.
Give
me speed and strength unhaulting, Aces and no double-faulting.
Instill
in me the skill and dash Of Agassiie, Williams, Roddick and Ashe.
When
a high lob starts to fall, Must I always miss the ball?
Lord,
I know you could, I'm sure, Find me a Tennis Elbow cure.
With
the guidance from above, Never let me fall in 'love.'
And,
Lord, while on matters of this sort Please let me find an open court!
TENNIS
JOKES